235) Identification Marks: None (1965), 236) Hands Up! (1981), 237) Walkover (1965), 238) Barrier (1966) and 239) Essential Killing (2010)

235) Identification Marks: None (1965) Dir: Jerzy Skolimowski Not Yet Released Date Seen: June 5, 2011 Rating: 3.75/5

236) Hands Up! (1981) Dir: Jerzy Skolimowski Not Yet Released Date Seen: June 6, 2011 Rating: 4/5

237) Walkover (1965) Dir: Jerzy Skolimowski Date Released: April 13, 1969 Date Seen: June 6, 2011 Rating: 3.25/5

238) Barrier (1966) Dir: Jerzy Skolimowski Not Yet Released Date Seen: June 6, 2011 Rating: 3/5

239) Essential Killing (2010) Dir: Jerzy Skolimowski Not Yet Released* Date Seen: June 6, 2011 Rating: 3.75/5

Of course I always rob the bodies of the dead, doesn't everybody?! See my piece on Skolimowski's movies for the L Magazine.

*Though I coulda swore this got a theatrical release somewhere on the West Coast...

234) Kika (1993)

234) Kika (1993) Dir: Pedro Almodovar Date Released: May 6, 1994 Date Seen: June 4, 2011 Rating: 2/5

Huh, now I know why this one isn't talked about much. Pretty sloppy and scattologically broad in parts, culminating in that awful spunk gag. Tacky though sometimes, if you look at it cock-eyed and with one hand on your left eye, it does look like a weird prototype for All About My Mother.

230) Black Girl (1966), 231) The Crawlers (1993), 232) The Guardian (1990) and 233) Charisma (1999)

230) Black Girl (1966) Dir: Ousmane Sembene Date Released: January 12, 1969 Date Seen: June 3, 2011 Rating: 3.5/5

231) The Crawlers (1993) Dir: Joe D'Amato and Fabrizio Laurenti Date Released: December 29, 1993 Date Seen: June 4, 2011 Rating: 0.5/5

232) The Guardian (1990) Dir: William Friedkin Date Released: April 27, 1990 Date Seen: June 4, 2011 Rating: 2.25/5

233) Charisma (1999) Dir: Kiyoshi Kurosawa Date Released: ??? Date Seen: June 4, 2011 Rating: 2.25/5

A really fruitful, ateehee, podcast. In fact this is my favorite Bad Idea Podcast yet. Also: How fucking weird is it that somebody out there thought that Troll 3 would make for a good film to open two days before New Year's Eve? How weird, I ask you?!

229) Inspector Bellamy (2009)

229) Inspector Bellamy (2009) Dir: Claude Chabrol Date Released: October 29, 2011 Date Seen: June 3, 2011 Rating: 3.75/5

Wow, from everything I'd read about this, I was afraid this would be underwhelming. Not at all. Some of the stuff about death and mortality could have been teased out a little more. But all in all, a very satisfying, if deceptively subdued, thriller. Really nice.

228) 10 (1979)

228) 10 (1979) Dir: Blake Edwards Date Released: October 5, 1979 Date Seen: June 1, 2011 Rating: 3.75/5

Not as good as I was led to believe but hey, pretty darn good. See my piece on 10 and La Dolce Vita for Capital New York.

227) The Wave (2008)

228) The Wave (2008) Dir: Dennis Gansel Date Released: May 27, 2011 Date Seen: June 1, 2011 Rating: 2.75/5

Eh, better than I thought it'd be but a lot better. See my review for Time Out Chicago.

225) Shock Treatment (1981)

225) Shock Treatment (1981) Dir: Jim Sharman Date Released: October 31, 1981, har, har, har Date Seen: May 31, 2011 Rating: 3.5/5

Sharman and co-writer Richard O'Brien's sequel to Rocky Horror is VERY doughy in the middle and doesn't do anything memorable with its misappropriated Freudian imagery. If it had, this would be one I'd feel comfortable pointing to as an ambitious attempt to predict what our current reality TV show culture would look like. As it is, I feel like while I like the fact that there's more bile in Sharman and O'Brien's blood here, the end result just isn't that exciting. But boy oh boy, that score. I love this film's score. Like, come on, how can I not love "Bitchin' in the Kitchen" and "Duel Duet?" To know them is to love them, etc. 

224) Late Marriage (2001)

224) Late Marriage (2001) Dir: Dover Koshashvili Date Released: May 17, 2002 Date Seen: May 30, 2011 Rating: 3.75/5

Wasn't as taken with this as Koshashvili's adaptation of The Duel but that might be because I just didn't find Late Marriage's conclusion to be as satisfying as its fantastic opening. Because it starts out and it's all like, "Wow, this movie's amazing," and, "Wow, her breasts look amazing-er." And by the end I was totally involved even without being able to see those fantastic magumboes. But still--the magic was slightly but noticeably diminished. Great poster though, huh?

223) Adua and Her Friends (1960)

223) Adua and Her Friends (1960) Dir: Antonio Pietrangeli Date Released: January 11, 1965 Date Seen: May 30, 2011 Rating: 2/5

Meh, didn't really do it for me. See my review for Slant Magazine.

221) Emanuelle (1974) and 222) Red Rock West (1993)

221) Emmanuelle (1974) Dir: Just Jaeckin Date Released: December 3, 1973 Date Seen: May 28, 2011 Rating: 3/5

222) Red Rock West (1993) Dir: John Dahl Date Released: April 8, 1994 Date Seen: May 28, 2011 Rating: 3.5/5

The estimable Steve Carlson and I live-tweeted these two disparate films back-to-back because they were about to become unavailable via Netflix's Instant Viewing option. So we said, what the fuck, let's have some drinks and live-twee this. And wouldn't you know, I saved our tweets? Read this as a transcription of a commentary track but remember: on Twitter, you start at the bottom and go up. Oh, and enjoy. Or else.

Simonsaybrams:   Hearing @LCosgrove drunk on the phone a moment ago was the perfect way to end tonight's livetweet. Gnight. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:57:23 AM EDT

BadIdeaPodcast:                 @simonsaybrams BLOOD SIMPLE is a masterpiece regardless of genre; this is "merely" an exemplary neo-noir. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:43:45 AM EDT

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@BadIdeaPodcast Problematic but very good, in other words. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:42:43 AM EDT

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@BadIdeaPodcast I like this a bunch but its bookends bother me too much; BLOOD SIMPLE is great neo-noir, not this. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:42:14 AM EDT

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So someone saw THE KILLING, maybe? #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:41:53 AM EDT

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@simonsaybrams Yeah, but unlike most, Dahl could have been that man. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:40:57 AM EDT

           

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"There's a door. I suggest you use it." Hell yes! #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:40:25 AM EDT

           

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@simonsaybrams I do own the 2-disc DVD release, though, so.... some day. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:39:56 AM EDT

           

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@simonsaybrams When your day job eats up 60 hrs of yr week, 3 hr movies take some time to catch up with. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:39:22 AM EDT

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Every man wants to be the one that rescues noir, just like very man wants to be the one to rescue the Muppets. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:38:58 AM EDT

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@BadIdeaPodcast What. The hell. Are doing with your life. Seriously? You haven't seen it?!? #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:37:18 AM EDT

            


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Hey hey the I CAN HEAR YA FUCKIN RADIO moment! #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:36:11 AM EDT

           

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@simonsaybrams Fuck you I haven't seen that yet I suck #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:35:46 AM EDT

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@BadIdeaPodcast I mean, we're not talking the opening of ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST, are we? #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:35:11 AM EDT

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@simonsaybrams I do. It's an iconic setup (drifter, blue-collar, promised job not given, mistaken identity). #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:35:08 AM EDT

           

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@simonsaybrams (And yeah, I know BODY HEAT was '83. But name a straight-faced noir between that and RED ROCK.) #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:34:02 AM EDT

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@BadIdeaPodcast I don't see that opening as being a successful commentary or response to that though. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:33:22 AM EDT

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@simonsaybrams BODY HEAT started it; this and LAST SEDUCTION concreted it in my opinion. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:33:09 AM EDT

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@simonsaybrams That's kinda the whole point of neo-noir - take a moribund genre and push it further than it ever was. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:32:41 AM EDT

           

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@simonsaybrams But noir, as a genre, was dead in the '90s. Irony/changing mores killed it. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:31:59 AM EDT

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@simonsaybrams Diff strokes there, bud. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:31:05 AM EDT

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@BadIdeaPodcast I don't. I don't need to know that noir is self-conscious for it to put the pedal to the floor & move. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:30:49 AM EDT

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@simonsaybrams But that's a discussion too long for 140 characters. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:30:32 AM EDT

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@simonsaybrams I also think the inherent pomo irony of the setup is chief in the success of what we're now watching. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:29:59 AM EDT

           

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@BadIdeaPodcast Or at least, it needn't be. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:29:37 AM EDT

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@BadIdeaPodcast Point being, intentional or not, Cage's performance is @ one point distractingly wobbly & it shouldnt be. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:29:11 AM EDT

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@simonsaybrams I think the whole film has rocked. But yes yes totally yes to the last 20-30 minutes. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:28:57 AM EDT

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@BadIdeaPodcast Even if I bought yr interpretation, wouldnt u say that the straight-faced last 20-30 minutes have rocked? #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:27:44 AM EDT

           

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Holy shit that shot of shattering glass #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:26:17 AM EDT

           

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Fuck yeah train dodge! #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:24:22 AM EDT

           

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25 minutes before I can pee. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:22:34 AM EDT

           

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JESUS, NO! #redrockemmanuelle #fuckyeah May 29, 2011 12:20:03 AM EDT

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Hot damn. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:23:28 AM EDT

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@simonsaybrams Fuck yeah roll that awesome around on your tongue. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:19:47 AM EDT

           

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Dennis Hopper is a badass tell him he's a badass #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:19:11 AM EDT

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That long silence is the sound of me appreciating quietly. Savor it, @LCosgrove. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:18:45 AM EDT

           

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Holy shit this movie's a pisser. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:15:29 AM EDT

           

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FUCK MEXICO!!!!! #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:14:45 AM EDT

           

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@simonsaybrams POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:12:08 AM EDT

           

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BLUE VELVET POV SHOT! #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:11:53 AM EDT

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@BadIdeaPodcast And I think you're a stupid doodyhead too. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:11:24 AM EDT

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@simonsaybrams I think you're wrong on both counts but we shall break that down tomorrow. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:10:49 AM EDT

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@BadIdeaPodcast No, he's very genuine in BL and WM is straight-faced for him. He's in on the joke but not showing it. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:09:12 AM EDT 

           

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@simonsaybrams Gonna disagree bud and leave it there because I'm getting distracted from the awesome movie. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:08:54 AM EDT

           

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@simonsaybrams ...or not (WICKER). #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:08:08 AM EDT

           

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@simonsaybrams That's part of the charm - Cage meeting the material at its intended level, whether intentional (BL:POCNO) #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:07:43 AM EDT

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@BadIdeaPodcast You're excusing stiff acting by saying that's the film. It's not: Cage is not being ironic. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:07:13 AM EDT

           

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@simonsaybrams Like hell he doesn't do ironic. WICKER MAN and BAD LIEUTENANT: POCNO are thoroughly ironic. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:06:41 AM EDT

           

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@simonsaybrams But this film is self-conscious by definition and practice. He was just dancing to the music. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:05:47 AM EDT

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@BadIdeaPodcast He doesn't do ironic. He does labored, semi-well-balanced and way over-the-top. He started w/the former. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:05:36 AM EDT

           

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@BadIdeaPodcast No, actually, I wasn't. I was saying he was self-conscious. Not a contradiction. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:03:23 AM EDT

           

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@simonsaybrams You overestimate the sincerity of Cage in my opinion. Weren't you complaining about his ironicness? #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:02:02 AM EDT

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This bar tender looks like David Paymer but it's not David Paymer. May 29, 2011 12:01:20 AM EDT

           

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Look at the severe shape of Lara Flynn Boyle's eyes. She was born 50 years too soon. #redrockemmanuelle May 29, 2011 12:00:12 AM EDT

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@BadIdeaPodcast Not really. He's trying to be sincere, which is fruitless, really. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:59:47 PM EDT

           

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$1.08 gas. Fuck you, 1994. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:58:45 PM EDT

           

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@simonsaybrams Nuh-uh. NUH-UH. He's fluctuating between irony and sincerity just as the script does. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:57:54 PM EDT

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Empty. Soooooo DETOUR-level noir. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:56:55 PM EDT

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@BadIdeaPodcast No, not in the first half hour. He's figuring out how to play a blank slate as he goes. Bad, Stahl, bad! #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:56:46 PM EDT

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"I don't want to be here when Lyle from Dallas wakes up..." I thought he was still conscious? A little? #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:56:01 PM EDT

            
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@BadIdeaPodcast I'm still here, magn. May 28, 2011 11:54:20 PM EDT

           

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@simonsaybrams Dude, Cage is playing the material as it needs to be played scene to scene. YOU'RE WROOOOOONG! #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:54:17 PM EDT 

           

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This scene. This one right here. Cage has hit his stride finally. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:52:49 PM EDT

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@BadIdeaPodcast Hahaha. Oh man, that's gonna happen to me in a bit, I bet. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:47:37 PM EDT

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Fuck shit balls fuck Twitter. @LCosgrove is over his limit, and @simonsaybrams is probably near if not already there. #redrockemmanuelle 10:52 PM May 28th

            
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FUCK YEAH PHANTOM HAND AND DWIGHT YOAKAM! #redrockemmanuelle 10:49 PM May 28th

           

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@simonsaybrams Pace that shit then, fucker! #redrockemmanuelle 10:48 PM May 28th

Simonsaybrams:   "Well, don't piss on the seat, even if they did. It's not lucky." That right there I believe was Hopper improving. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:45:26 PM EDT

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I'll bet the resemblance to Frank Booth is intentional. #redrockemmanuelle 10:46 PM May 28th

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I like the way Cage snaps back at Hopper here. So there's that. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:42:25 PM EDT

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The way this film divots from irony to sincerity kind of reminds me of the tone of RAVENOUS' first act. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:39:50 PM EDT

           

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This stand-off is perfect neo-noir. PERFECT. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:38:48 PM EDT

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In other words, it replays in your head almost instantly thereafter: no traction, the body tumbling over the hood. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:36:55 PM EDT

           

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It's like, yeah, it knows it's genre, and it knows you know it's genre. But LCosgrove:                 in between irony and sincerity... #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:36:15 PM EDT

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I love the way Dahl shot that accident. Fatalism inherent in it builds in intensity as it becomes an afterthought. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:35:51 PM EDT

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Honestly, I'm seeing this as the rare work where the scare quotes around everything work in its favor. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:35:12 PM EDT

           

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@simonsaybrams Aw come on! "I was in the red zone and I was gonna move it..." That's genius there! #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:33:29 PM EDT

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NC doesn't need to go crazy to lose himself in a role but that's usually how he does it. Not feeling it here. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:32:58 PM EDT

           

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@simonsaybrams Exactly. It's Cage. CAAAAAGE. Give 'im a chance. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:32:39 PM EDT

           

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@simonsaybrams It's also thoroughly fucking terrific. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:31:59 PM EDT

Simonsaybrams:   Ok, better line delivery: the repetition of "Get a fuckin' doctor!" #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:31:50 PM EDT

           

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@simonsaybrams I mean, if you really want to get into it, DETOUR is thoroughly mannered and self-conscious. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:31:39 PM EDT

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@LCosgrove The difference is that I buy Dahl's delivery. I don't buy Cage's. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:31:00 PM EDT

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@simonsaybrams The test is whether you can fit mannered/self-conscious into a film that still allows room for life. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:30:56 PM EDT

           

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@simonsaybrams Genuine and self-conscious are not mutually exclusive. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:28:12 PM EDT

           

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@vjmfilms Well, I don't care. She's still covered in freckles and she's pre-anorexia. Me like. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:27:32 PM EDT

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@LCosgrove Diagree; his flailing about is usually pretty genuine, unrehearsed if that makes sense. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:26:57 PM EDT

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Holy shit Lara Flynn Boyle is covered in freckles is this what you mean @vjmfilms because if so I totally understand #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:25:40 PM EDT 

           

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@simonsaybrams In fact, I'd argue that Cage's self-consciousness is omnipresent and that's why he's valuable. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:24:41 PM EDT

           

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@simonsaybrams Which is to say, he's always this self-conscious. Birth of the cool and all that. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:23:33 PM EDT

           

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@simonsaybrams Nuh-uh. NUH-UH! #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:22:47 PM EDT

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Cage's acting is off. I've rarely seen him this self-conscious. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:22:03 PM EDT

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@simonsaybrams Oh, I knew. I just didn't realize how textbook. GODDAMN I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:21:39 PM EDT

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@LCosgrove How did you not know that that's what this film was going into it? #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:20:07 PM EDT

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There are few character actors more missed than the great J.T. Walsh. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:19:36 PM EDT via web

            
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Oh my god this is so rigorously noir it's kinda giving me a semi (more than you needed to know) #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:18:44 PM EDT

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Fuck, this is the Nic Cage that DRIVE ANGRY needed. Seriously. Laconically cool, yet ferocious. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:15:59 PM EDT

           

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@simonsaybrams THAT'S JUST HOW GODDAMNED COOL HE IS. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:14:56 PM EDT

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It takes balls to wear a denim jacket /and/ jeans. Nic Cage-sized balls. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:14:14 PM EDT

           

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I'm sure Nic asked Dahl to add the push-up bit. "No, no, see, it'll add character." "Ahright, ahright, do it." #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:12:13 PM EDT

                       

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Okay this has officially been running for less than 5 minutes and already I'm like this is awesome what was I waiting for #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:12:03 PM EDT

           

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Nicolas Cage's feet are weirdly womanly. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:10:24 PM EDT

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Wait, Dan Shor? As in the reporter? #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:10:24 PM EDT

           

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John Dahl. This guy should be so much bigger. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:09:54 PM EDT

            
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@simonsaybrams Ready when you are, Sergeant Pembroke. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:08:58 PM EDT

Simonsaybrams:   So how we doin' out there tonight? Doin' good? Good. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:08:14 PM EDT

           

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@simonsaybrams You say bathroom, I say wine. Got a bottle of recently-opened Bordeaux that ain't gonna finish itself. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:05:21 PM EDT

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In other words, the welcome wore itself out. Oh well. But hey, credits. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:04:16 PM EDT

Simonsaybrams:    


Five minute bathroom break. Back at 11:08pm with RED ROCK. May 28, 2011 11:04:07 PM EDT

Simonsaybrams:   


This freeze frame brings to mind the one that ends THE LIVES OF OTHERS. #noitdoesnt #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:03:52 PM EDT via web

           

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I would prolly like this high-toned semi-porn better if it wasn't intent on announcing its high-tonedness in every frame.#redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:03:37 PM EDT

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I dig this echoey repetition of dialogue we JUST heard. The guy's got a Shatner-esque voice so I'm in beat heaven. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:03:17 PM EDT

           

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"Let us borrow darkness, for the night is not for you." The lamest VAMPIRE: THE MASQUERADE LARPer ever. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:01:18 PM EDT

           

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Lady, I'm pretty sure there's ways to get to your epiphany that don't involve BECOMING A DIRTY WANTON WHORE. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 11:00:28 PM EDT

           

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Lessons learned: Becoming a dirty whore in Thailand is a path to true transcendence. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:59:25 PM EDT

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Well, I guess after she licked his eyebrow, there was only one way this scene /could/ end. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:58:31 PM EDT

           

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There's only, like, six minutes left in this film. How is this the climax? #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:58:11 PM EDT

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"Gentlemen - welcome to Thai Fight Club." #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:56:36 PM EDT

           

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No holes barred? Doesn't sound like boxing to me... #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:56:15 PM EDT

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"It's a Thai boxing match." Oh, that's what it is? Ok. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:55:48 PM EDT

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"The true definition of love is the erection, not the orgasm." This guy reads a lot of Bataille, I bet. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:55:03 PM EDT

           

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"I'm known... as a collector." But you don't look like Terence Stamp.... #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:54:27 PM EDT

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"I collect--situations." Insert JERSEY SHORE joke here. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:54:01 PM EDT

           

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From rape to TROPICAL MALADY! wHEEEEEEE! #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:53:39 PM EDT

           

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Where's Peter Brotzmann when you need him in my opinion. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:53:10 PM EDT

           

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Gang rape, opium and free jazz. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:52:45 PM EDT

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Suddenly, little Thai rapists. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:52:28 PM EDT via web

            
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Timothy Leary, ladies and gentlemen! #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:52:20 PM EDT

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Tonight on competitive opium smoking: Jean Gabin Lite vs. That Dude. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:51:44 PM EDT

           

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Is he smoking opium or playing the flute? #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:51:34 PM EDT

           

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Greater lucidity? Isn't that a Queensryche song? #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:49:53 PM EDT

           

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Only a few ever visit the Land of Eroticism because the customs check-in is pure hell. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:49:15 PM EDT

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Scenes from an Opium Den: "What's up?" *keffakaffakaaf* "Oh, dear." #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:48:40 PM EDT

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Hey, look - Inspector Abbeline is here! #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:48:23 PM EDT

            
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@simonsaybrams Hopper nuthin'. That was Harry Dean Stanton and you know it. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:47:42 PM EDT

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And gets cock-blocked by a Jean Gabin look-alike #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:47:15 PM EDT via web

            
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What's with the distaff Animals on the soundtrack? We gotta get outta this place, indeed. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:47:11 PM EDT

           

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@simonsaybrams YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE. (No really. It wasn't very good wine. I could have used some help.) May 28, 2011 10:46:48 PM EDT 

           

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"All fear should be totally abolished." How would you enforce that, exactly? #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:46:11 PM EDT

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Hark, a young Dennis Hopper approaches. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:46:00 PM EDT

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@LCosgrove I HAD NO WINE. WHERE WAS MY WINE? #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:45:40 PM EDT via web in reply to LCosgrove

           

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Holy shit Sylvia Kristel is so adorable here I just want to take her home and make her tea #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:43:59 PM EDT

           

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"Go see Mario, Emmanuelle. And his brother Luigi. They've both had Mushrooms, so they're big, if you know what I mean." #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:42:10 PM EDT

           

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"Should I tell you what I think?" "NO!" OH SHIT YOU GOT PWNED BY EMMANUELLE SHUT UP BEEOTCH #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:40:58 PM EDT

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@LCosgrove I'm pretty sure it's got the bush bush bush and the lesbian sex. But the tennis, aha, that's where Tarr fails. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:40:26 PM EDT

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"It was practically rape." Like a lot of erotica, the definition of rape is reeeeeal flexible here. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:40:08 PM EDT

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@simonsaybrams Does SATANTANGO have lesbian sex and tennis and bush bush bush? I think not! #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:39:28 PM EDT

           

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Fuck watching SATANTANGO--here's where it's at tonight. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:38:29 PM EDT

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@simonsaybrams Maybe it's because Kristel's persona is eager-but-remote - the tears-in-the-rain shit is too emo for that. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:37:01 PM EDT

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Now Ferby Hancock, Herby's third cousin, once removed, steps in on the soundtrack. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:36:01 PM EDT

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@simonsaybrams Yes, actually. That struck me as heavy-handed in a way that the rest of the film hasn't. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:35:55 PM EDT

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@LCosgrove When/what we doing? After RED ROCK, you call, yhear? May 28, 2011 10:35:31 PM EDT

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Porn is a decadent genre, so the mileu of EMMANUELLE is not just appropriate but fairly canny. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:35:22 PM EDT

Simonsaybrams:   @LCosgrove As opposed all of the /appropriate/ uses of visual cliches? #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:34:59 PM EDT

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@simonsaybrams And I'm-a slay you tomorrow for that awful wordplay. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:33:59 PM EDT

           

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@LCosgrove He comes later. Geddit? He comes--later! Ah, I slay me. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:33:05 PM EDT

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Ooh, poor use of visual cliche there, Just. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:33:01 PM EDT

           

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@simonsaybrams So where's Howard Cosell? #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:32:24 PM EDT

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@LCosgrove Klingon sabers at noonish! #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:31:54 PM EDT via web in reply to LCosgrove

            
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/Now/ I know who this chick's voice reminds me of: Louise Lasser in BANANAS. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:31:35 PM EDT

           

           

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@simonsaybrams Maybe not decked, but you'd get geek-slapped at the least. May 28, 2011 10:30:23 PM EDT

            
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Hey, when did this become a Women-In-Prison flick? #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:29:58 PM EDT

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@LCosgrove The San Diego Comic Con. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:29:37 PM EDT

           

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"Boy, your wife has the greatest tits!" Name any place in the world where that wouldn't get you decked. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:28:39 PM EDT

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I'm pretty sure one of the bar's patrons just drunkenly yelled, "Hallelujah!" #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:28:39 PM EDT

           

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This lesbian stage show is a lot better than the smoking vagina. Let's never speak of that again. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:28:11 PM EDT via web

            
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@simonsaybrams Um.... maybe later. I am kinda worked up, after all.... #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:26:30 PM EDT

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I hope that stripper has dental. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:26:22 PM EDT

           

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WHOA WHOA WHOA NOT COOL JUST NOT COOL!!!! #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:25:44 PM EDT

Simonsaybrams:    


I guess watching a Thai stripper smoke a ciggy with her vag is all part of the sexual revolution. But still: huh? #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:25:51 PM EDT

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@LCosgrove When did I deny that? I said the sex scenes were effective. Suck my big fat one, Carlson! #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:25:00 PM EDT

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I'm sorry, @simonsaybrams but... this shit is hot. Seriously. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:24:00 PM EDT

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@droidguy1119 Zeppo Gainsbourg May 28, 2011 10:23:57 PM EDT

           

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Oh hey, a BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI reference. Either that or a prototype for the bridge scene in that Filipino ET ripoff. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:23:09 PM EDT

           

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The Bridge on the River Sappho #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:22:35 PM EDT via web

            
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@simonsaybrams Fuckin' A, I was gonna make a Gainsbourg joke! May 28, 2011 10:22:18 PM EDT

           

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Next time I go karaoke-ing, I'm doing this song. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:21:47 PM EDT

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Who the fuck is singing this song? Stooge Gainsbourg, Serge's dumb, talentless younger brother? #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:21:31 PM EDT

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Ok, this horeseback scene is surprisingly well-shot. Looks like a Marlboro ad. But sure, well-shot. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:20:41 PM EDT via web

            
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"Tell your master he's out of luck. He arrived too late. Too late! And now we cannot fight for our honor!" #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:20:36 PM EDT

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"You know my name, but I don't know yours." "Emir Kusturica." "No kidding!" #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:18:34 PM EDT via web

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"We all practice idleness as a fine art." The dormant angry leftie inside is screaming right now. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:17:32 PM EDT

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@calummarsh Thanks! :) May 28, 2011 10:17:08 PM EDT

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Note how anxious the ferryman is to understand what the two women are talking about. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:16:12 PM EDT via web

           

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You all need to follow @simonsaybrams immediately. He's live-tweeting on a whole 'nother level right now. May 28, 2011 10:15:58 PM EDT

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This is a very rare yet important quality in erotica. (See also: Kristine DeBell, Jacqueline Lovell.) May 28, 2011 10:14:30 PM EDT

Simonsaybrams:   "On your left is Apichatpong Weerasethakul's place. He's kind of a big deal in the not-too-distant future." #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:14:05 PM EDT

           

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Also, if I may say so - Sylvia Kristel is goddamned cute. Not sultry or imposing - CUTE. i.e. accessible. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:13:20 PM EDT

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"Here, take this duct tape bracelet I made you. For luck." #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:11:46 PM EDT

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@simonsaybrams Well, note I did say "it's trying." Tell ya what - watch some mid-'90s softcore and tell me I'm wrong. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:10:58 PM EDT

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@LCosgrove Didn't you say that to me last night? #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:10:09 PM EDT

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@simonsaybrams Both, plus Jaeckin has a fair eye. All porn should look this good. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:09:58 PM EDT

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@LCosgrove Oh come on, this script is no better than a RED SHOES DIARY title. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:09:47 PM EDT

           

           

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@LCosgrove Because its sex scenes are effective? Or because everything in it is tolerably ridiculous? #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:09:10 PM EDT

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"Hello, charming nymph!" I want to find a situation in which I can say that. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:08:52 PM EDT

           

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It's genuinely well-made, and it's trying to imbue at least its title character with some measure of depth. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:08:11 PM EDT

           

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Seriously, though, if I may cast aside the snark for a bit: I can see why this film legitimized erotica for a bit. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:07:36 PM EDT

           

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You know, I'm not not enjoying this film. Sometimes. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:07:13 PM EDT

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"Poor darling, you're all wet." *rimshot* *heavybreathing* *pornfunk* *wah-wah* #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:06:37 PM EDT

           

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"I haven't yet become... the woman you deserve." Lady, you're way above this douche's pay grade. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:03:43 PM EDT

           

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@simonsaybrams So all they had aboard were shiksas? Man, sorry bud. *rimshot* #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:03:12 PM EDT

                       

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@LCosgrove That almost happened on Air France. Then they corrected their mistake, gave me the kosher meal. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 10:01:01 PM EDT

           

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I think that plane was a phallic symbol. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 9:59:47 PM EDT via web

            
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This shit has never happened on a flight I've been on. NEVER. Is this reserved for first class? #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 9:58:45 PM EDT

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It's the candles-and-bubblebath to regular ol' porn's stained-Hustler-mag-behind-a-dumpster. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 9:57:08 PM EDT

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Gotta admit, I'm impressed with how tony this is for, y'know, smut. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 9:56:05 PM EDT

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You know, now I actually /am/ excited for Alex Cox's doc on the history of the EMMANUELLE series. Should be...edifying. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 9:55:48 PM EDT via web

            
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I want a pair of chair swings like that! #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 9:54:41 PM EDT

           

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"I learned all by myself." If someone else taught you to rub it out at 12... well, that's a whole barrel of questions. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 9:54:19 PM EDT

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"I think it's perfectly normal, don't you?" "What, 'bating while jazz guitar and drums play? Sure, normal, yeah." #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 9:53:43 PM EDT

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Woo hoo solitary handshake FTW! #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 9:53:09 PM EDT

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"Come. Let's go someplace else." Translation: This house costs lotsa money to shoot in. We're getting our money's worth. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 9:52:21 PM EDT

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Paul Newman probably did not give his consent to have his likeliness used in this way. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 9:52:19 PM EDT via web

 

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@simonsaybrams Saltpeter lolly. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 9:50:42 PM EDT

           

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What she doesn't know is that that lolly is actually an analgesic. #redrockemmanuelle 8:49 PM May 28th

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This film certainly enjoys its X rating. Lookit all that underwater pool bush! #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 9:49:03 PM EDT

           

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"I'd like to talk to you." "Not now, this full frontal swim scene is slated to last for another 20 minutes." #redrockemmanuelle 8:49 PM May 28th

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@simonsaybrams Fuck 'em if they can't appreciate tweets about Sylvia Kristel. May 28, 2011 9:48:24 PM EDT

           

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If none of these topless chicks start making out, I'm-a feel cheated. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 9:46:17 PM EDT

                       

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Quality control shot: Attractive woman, attractive woman, woman, yeti, attractive woman, attractive woman, doberman #redrockemmanuelle 8:46 PM May 28th via web 

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Hey, remember when this happened in STRAW DOGS and it was all kinds of fucked up? Here, it's just part of the background. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 9:44:57 PM EDT

           

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Voyeurism makes Sulu HAWT. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 9:43:21 PM EDT

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First sight of fuckin': 11 minutes in. Not bad for softcore. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 9:42:23 PM EDT




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Is this dude's smarmy indifference to the surrounding poverty supposed to endear me to him? 'Cause, well... it don't. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 9:41:10 PM EDT

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"You there, Harem Wifes #1-13, go reap the opium. Houseboy #12, you go supervise." #redrockemmanuelle 8:40 PM May 28th

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Oh, yeah. Severed chicked heads. Sooooo horny. Skinemax here I come! #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 9:39:36 PM EDT

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If you drive a car like that down a street like that, you're just showing off and you're a horrible person. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 9:38:37 PM EDT

             

           

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"wild with impatience to see what you're like"... oh hell, like I need to translate that for anyone here. #redrockemmanuelle May 28, 2011 9:37:36 PM EDT

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"Well, gotta go. Say bye to my boner." #redrockemmanuelle 8:36 PM May 28th

           

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I tend to doubt that this guy is a good enough driver that he can talk /and/ drive at the same time. #redrockemmanuelle 8:37 PM May 28th via web

            
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Just Jaecken: what a great name for a porn director. #redrockemmanuelle 8:34 PM May 28th

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Nice stockings. #redrockemmanuelle 8:34 PM May 28th

           

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That's probably more than any of you care to know. #redrockemmanuelle 8:33 PM May 28th

           

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I don't remember the first softcore flick I ever saw. I know my first hardcore was John Stagliano's WILD GOOSE CHASE. #redrockemmanuelle 8:33 PM May 28th

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My boss said EMMANUELLE was the first pornographic film he ever saw, softcore or otherwise. #redrockemmanuelle 8:32 PM May 28th

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Got a small plate of pasta and a big glass of mediocre Malbec. Let's do this. #redrockemmanuelle 8:30 PM May 28th via web

  


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