Bottom of '09 Listicle

This is pretty self-explanatory but considering how many stinkers I saw theatrically last year, I figured I'm more than capable of discerning the worst of the worst. Because let's face it: I may think Antichrist is just more cinematic spooge from Lars but it's certainly not the worst thing that I saw in 2009. So here's a list of films you should actively avoid or check out because you're a masochist like me.

1) My Life in Ruins (2009)

2) Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

3) The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

4) The Boondock Saints II: All Saint's Day (2009)

5) I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell (2009)

6) Donkey Punch (2008)

7) 2012 (2009)

8) Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009)

9) The Golden Boys (2009)

10) Friday the 13th (2009)

11) The Stepfather (2009)

12) The New Twenty (2009)

13) Surveillance (2008)

14) The Collector (2009)

15) Precious Based on the Novel "Push" By Sapphire (2009)

16) Bride Wars (2009)

17) Grace (2009)

18) Departures (2008)

19) Saw VI (2009)

20) (Untitled) (2009)

21) A Perfect Getaway (2009)

22) Orphan (2009)

23) Law Abiding Citizen (2009)