134) Tiptoes (2003) Dir: Matthew Bright Date Released: January 2004 Date Seen: April 11, 2010 Rating: 0.75/5
I went into this movie kicking and screaming or as close to that as I get when it comes to movies I want to rubberneck to. And what I got was so much worse than I could've imagined. This thing is so obliviously horrid, so cluelessly stupid, so malignantly insensitive that it caused inner turmoil within me the likes of which I haven't felt since I first stumbled upon the original live-action Captain America movie. It hurt me. Deep inside. No one should have to suffer through this indignity silently. I'm Simon Abrams and I was raped by Tiptoes. Share your stories and support in the comments section, please.