375) Tombs of the Blind Dead (1971) Dir: Amando de Ossorio Date Released: February 1973 Date Seen: October 31, 2009 Rating: 1/5
Really and truly inept in most every sense. Take the anatomical skeleton from House on Haunted Hill, give him some buddies, facial hair, grotty cloaks and horses on which they can move around on in slow motion and you've got this film's menace. The victims shriek a lot, take about getting naked more than they do get naked and just in general do things that make you want to hurt the filmmaker for ruining a fairly simple premise: midieval Spanish zombies go to town. Terrible. Giving it one star just because the dated kitsch factor kept me watching.