Saturday, January 1, 2011

200) Wah Do Dem (2009)

200) Wah Do Dem (2009) Dir: Ben Chace and Sam Fleischner Date Released: June 2010 Date Seen June 20, 2010 Rating 2.75/5

I barely remember this film; that's how dull it is. And listless. Read my brief mention of it, designed to piss off Jon Lanthier to no end, in the NY Press for my concluding piece on the 2010 BAM CinemaFest.

10 comments:

  1. http://www.nypress.com/blog-6694-bam-cinemafest-wrap-up.html

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  2. Eh. It's hard to be pissed off when you don't even bother to review the film.

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  3. What, my dismissal of the film as an exemplar of the worst in Amerindies doesn't do it for you? Not even in a Thomsonian putdown kind of way?

    Well tough shit, schnooky. Yr movie's not very good. It's got no personality and is just mostly forgettable.

    Sincerely,
    MAH DEEEK

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  4. -What, my dismissal of the film as an exemplar of the worst in Amerindies doesn't do it for you? Not even in a Thomsonian putdown kind of way?

    No.

    -Well tough shit, schnooky. Yr movie's not very good. It's got no personality and is just mostly forgettable.

    It's not my movie. But as the personality factor is essentially all it has going for it, I suggest that you next time take your DEEK out of your mouth before viewing. It's obviously impairing your judgement.

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  5. It has no distinct personality. So I don't think I will be rewatching it because it's trite, obnoxious, indistinct and listless through and through.

    And if I didn't know any better, I'd say you have an unhealthy fascination with my dick. A little disconcerting, if weirdly flattering.

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  6. A list of antipathetic adjectives is not exactly an argument, boychick. Would you have preferred it had it been titled WAH DO DEEK?

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  7. I read your review and saw nothing that would make me interested in going back to create a more nuanced critique of the film. So you can sit on my WAH DO DEEK for all I care.

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  8. I'll sit on it after the search party retrieves it, bubala.

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  10. Your criticism, like your Yiddish and your dick jokes, is labored and uninspired. Good day to you, sir.

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